Poor Man’s Chesapeake Crab Macaroni Salad
A creamy, zesty pantry classic with a modern smoky twist.
Ingredients
Pasta: $1/2$ box Macaroni (approx. 8 oz / 225g)
Protein: 1 can Crabmeat (drained)
Produce: 1 Green pepper (diced), 1 Onion (diced)
Aromatics: 1–2 cloves Garlic (finely chopped), Fresh Parsley (chopped)
The Creamy Base: Mayo (to desired creaminess, start with $1/2$ cup)
Seasoning: Tabasco sauce (to taste), Smoked Paprika (a generous dash), Salt and Pepper
Instructions
Prep the Pasta: Boil the macaroni in salted water until al dente (Note: to cut the sodium, don’t add salt to the water!) . Drain and rinse thoroughly with cold water until the pasta is completely chilled. Set aside.
Mellow the Garlic: In a small bowl, whisk together the mayo, chopped garlic, and several dashes of Tabasco. Let this sit for 5 minutes while the pasta finishes. This "cooks" the raw garlic in the vinegar of the Tabasco, removing the sharp sting.
Build the Base: In a large mixing bowl, combine your diced onions and green peppers. Stir in the garlic-mayo mixture until well combined.
The Mix: Add the chilled macaroni to the bowl. Fold in the crabmeat gently to keep the pieces intact.
The Finish: Add a dash of smoked paprika and stir. Taste for seasoning—add more Tabasco if you want more heat, or a pinch of salt if needed.
Garnish: Sprinkle the fresh parsley over the top right before serving.
Chef's Note: If you have time, let it chill in the fridge for 20 minutes before eating. The macaroni will absorb the smoky paprika and garlic flavors, making it even better!
Nutrient |
Amount per Serving |
% Daily Value* |
Calories |
415 kcal |
21% |
Total Fat |
22g |
28% |
Saturated Fat |
3.5g |
18% |
Cholesterol |
55mg |
18% |
Sodium |
480mg |
21% |
Total Carbohydrates |
44g |
16% |
Dietary Fiber |
3g |
11% |
Total Sugars |
4g |
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Protein |
15g |
30% |
